Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Saturday, August 8, 2009
for Miranda :)
In case you decide you don't like your roomate so much, here are the top ten ways to totally freak the chick out:
10) Collect potatoes. paint faces on them and give them names. name one after your roommate. separate your roomates potato from the others. wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. explain to your roommate, "she just didn't belong."
9) Move everything to one side of the room. ask your roommate if she knows how much an elephant weighs and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. make it bigger everyday. look at it and say, "the hair, it's growing! GROWING!!"
7) Buy some knives. sharpen them every night. while you are doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. keep one pencil on the other side of the room. laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "i've got an important message for you." then pretend to faint. when you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. later on say, "oh yeah, i remember!"
pretend to faint again. keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. when your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. ignore the sandwich. wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?" complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell "hooray! you're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying "shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your rice krispies. all of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. refuse to clean it up, explaining, "no, i want to watch them suffer."
love ya panda. have fun in college:)
10) Collect potatoes. paint faces on them and give them names. name one after your roommate. separate your roomates potato from the others. wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. explain to your roommate, "she just didn't belong."
9) Move everything to one side of the room. ask your roommate if she knows how much an elephant weighs and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. make it bigger everyday. look at it and say, "the hair, it's growing! GROWING!!"
7) Buy some knives. sharpen them every night. while you are doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. keep one pencil on the other side of the room. laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "i've got an important message for you." then pretend to faint. when you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. later on say, "oh yeah, i remember!"
pretend to faint again. keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. when your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. ignore the sandwich. wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?" complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell "hooray! you're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying "shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your rice krispies. all of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. refuse to clean it up, explaining, "no, i want to watch them suffer."
love ya panda. have fun in college:)
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Another Episode of The 4th of July Show!
We all had such a gReAt time spending time with Ajanta, Jade, and Camille this summer! Thanks for coming out guys! While Juliette and I were hanging at the Jim and Fran Whitener Home for SpOnTaNiOus PaRtiEs, we filmed another episode of our hit show! Take a looksie!
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Cousins Gift Exchange!
Hey Guys, here's the list of who's got who for christmas gifts:
Miranda- Zane
Juliette- Jayne
Sophie- Madison
Ajanta- Tanner
Jade- Juliette
Marissa- Sophie
Tanner- Ajanta
Tommy- Asa
Jarom- Miranda
Madison- Marissa
Zane- Jarom
Asa- Jade
Jayne- Tommy
So, if anyone has a repeat of who they had last year- I think it's fine if you switch. Maddie is the only one who has one of her siblings, if you guys want to switch, go ahead, i guess. Hope you guys are all doing well. And can't wait to see you guys in 23 days!!!
And...HAPPY BIRTHDAY LYNETTE!!! We love you!
Luvies, Ajanta
Miranda- Zane
Juliette- Jayne
Sophie- Madison
Ajanta- Tanner
Jade- Juliette
Marissa- Sophie
Tanner- Ajanta
Tommy- Asa
Jarom- Miranda
Madison- Marissa
Zane- Jarom
Asa- Jade
Jayne- Tommy
So, if anyone has a repeat of who they had last year- I think it's fine if you switch. Maddie is the only one who has one of her siblings, if you guys want to switch, go ahead, i guess. Hope you guys are all doing well. And can't wait to see you guys in 23 days!!!
And...HAPPY BIRTHDAY LYNETTE!!! We love you!
Luvies, Ajanta
Sunday, November 2, 2008
Ajanta's blog...
http://tatastwinkletoes.blogspot.com/
come see my blog that has no posts!!!!!
love, ajanta
come see my blog that has no posts!!!!!
love, ajanta
Saturday, November 1, 2008
Friday, October 24, 2008
Monday, October 20, 2008
Miranda's DC Pics
Since nobody showed up to Franny & Papa's when I brought my pictures, I thought I would share some of my favorites. :)
Saturday, September 27, 2008
stuff
THIS IS A CEILING MURAL IN A SMOKER'S LOUNGE.

There's another below.
BATHROOM PAINTED FLOOR!!!
IMAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY ....
Tenth floor of a hi-rise building.... .
AND THEN YOU HAVE TO VISIT THE BATHROOM...
You open the door...
NOW, REMEMBER THE FLOOR IS JUST A PAINTED FLOOR!
KIND OF TAKES YOUR BREATH AWAY..... DOESN'T IT?
Scroll sloooooooowly. .....
There's another below.
BATHROOM PAINTED FLOOR!!!
IMAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY ....
Tenth floor of a hi-rise building.... .
AND THEN YOU HAVE TO VISIT THE BATHROOM...
You open the door...
NOW, REMEMBER THE FLOOR IS JUST A PAINTED FLOOR!
KIND OF TAKES YOUR BREATH AWAY..... DOESN'T IT?
Scroll sloooooooowly. .....
Would you be able to walk into this bathroom?
Beans, Beans, the Magical Fruit...
One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work.
Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home.
On my way, I passed by a small diner and the aroma of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.
When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pressure was indescribable!
Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long.
He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.
At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"
I fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work.
Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home.
On my way, I passed by a small diner and the aroma of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.
When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pressure was indescribable!
Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long.
He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.
At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"
I fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Twilight
Well, people who like twilight-watch this.
it's a spoof on the actual trailer. pretty hilarious. watch it!!
love, ajanta
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dompotjTeIA
it's a spoof on the actual trailer. pretty hilarious. watch it!!
love, ajanta
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dompotjTeIA
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Sunday, August 3, 2008
Harry Potter 6 Trailer!!
Well, now that Breaking Dawn is out, um...never mind. I lost my train of thought.... Anyway, here's the new Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince trailer. Just click the pause button to get it started.
http://harrypotter.warnerbros.com/harrypotterandthehalf-bloodprince/
If that link is being annoying, try this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBGbKCm_pQQ
http://harrypotter.warnerbros.com/harrypotterandthehalf-bloodprince/
If that link is being annoying, try this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBGbKCm_pQQ
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
tata!!!
Twilight News
Sharon and I are probably the only ones who will appreciate this, but whatever...
Breaking Dawn comes out in 10 more days! Borders is hosting a huge midnight release party (which I plan on attending) If you are interested, get more info here: http://www.bordersmedia.com/meyer/events.asp
Summit Entertainment has released a NEW Twilight trailer: http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810010670/trailer
And in case you haven't seen the first one:
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810010670/trailer
Breaking Dawn comes out in 10 more days! Borders is hosting a huge midnight release party (which I plan on attending) If you are interested, get more info here: http://www.bordersmedia.com/meyer/events.asp
Summit Entertainment has released a NEW Twilight trailer: http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810010670/trailer
And in case you haven't seen the first one:
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810010670/trailer
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